Tags: tony hawk’s pro skater

After launch­ing off the vert ramp, your board achieves suf­fi­cient veloc­ity to enter a low earth orbit. Trapped in space, for­ever falling, you rack up a score mod­i­fier that ranks in the tril­lions, but you fail to stick the land­ing after your frozen corpse dis­in­te­grates upon re-​​entry.

McSweeney’s Inter­net Ten­dency: Ways to Lose at Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater..