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What it’s like to be a butcher

Solid read from Esquire.

When you die and go to heaven, every­one who ever lived will be walk­ing around hav­ing cock­tails and hors d’oeuvres and intro­duc­ing them­selves, and when they say, “Oh, what time period are you from?” and you say, “Early-​​twenty-​​first-​​century Amer­ica,” every­one will laugh.

365 rea­sons to kill your­self — Esquire