All humans are 99.9% genet­i­cally iden­ti­cal, so don’t even think of end­ing any poten­tial rela­tion­ship begun here with ‘I just don’t think we have enough in com­mon’. Sci­ence has long since proven that I am the man for you (41, likes to be referred to as ‘Wing Com­man­der’ in the bed­room). Box no. 3501.

from Guide to dat­ing: The clas­si­fied ads of the Lon­don Review of Books. Heh.