Archive for July 2008

Quan­tum mechan­ics is the girl you meet at the poetry read­ing. Every­one thinks she’s really inter­est­ing and peo­ple you don’t know are obsessed about her. You go out. It turns out that she’s pretty com­pli­cated and has some issues. Later, after you’ve bro­ken up, you won­der if her aura of mys­tery is actu­ally just confusion.

Phys­i­cal The­o­ries as Women. Man, McSweeny’s just keeps pump­ing out the goods.

To love is to suf­fer. To avoid suf­fer­ing, one must not love. But then, one suf­fers from not lov­ing. There­fore, to love is to suf­fer; not to love is to suf­fer; to suf­fer is to suf­fer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suf­fer, but suf­fer­ing makes one unhappy. There­fore, to be happy, one must love or love to suf­fer or suf­fer from too much happiness

woody allen

I guess you don’t want to talk to me any­more, blog du jour.

awe­some.

Kanye West’s pad. Sur­pris­ingly taste­ful.

now do this:

the next book­mark i’m adding to opera mini.

yup, that’s Natalie Port­man star­ring in Deven­dra Banhart’s new video, Car­men­sita.

mail­box! mail­box! mailbox!

After launch­ing off the vert ramp, your board achieves suf­fi­cient veloc­ity to enter a low earth orbit. Trapped in space, for­ever falling, you rack up a score mod­i­fier that ranks in the tril­lions, but you fail to stick the land­ing after your frozen corpse dis­in­te­grates upon re-​​entry.

McSweeney’s Inter­net Ten­dency: Ways to Lose at Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater..

zuse. spiffy.